Cleaning Adventures Prints

'...I got my hands dirty washing my face!'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Sweep the board.

Dogs shaving

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

'But you said to clean my room.'

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Dust Bunny

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

Spring Cleaning

Cleaning up space junk.

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

Carpet Cleaner.

Floor Cleaner

"Hello job security."

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

'Mom, I'm only late because you told me not to come in until I wipe my feet first.'