Home Cleaning Enthusiast Prints

Chet Blows Another Sale.

'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'

"This is our Cardio Model. No motor."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Biofelineism

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Sweep the board.

Dogs shaving

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

'But you said to clean my room.'

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

Dust Bunny

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"Mom said mopping up my snow tracks is a good start for my bucket list."

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

Spring Cleaning

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

Cleaning up space junk.

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

'There are two color schemes: dark ones that attract light dirt, and light ones that attract dark dirt.'

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."