Cleaning Adventures Mugs

'...I got my hands dirty washing my face!'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Dogs shaving

Sweep the board.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

'But you said to clean my room.'

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

Dust Bunny

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

Spring Cleaning

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

Cleaning up space junk.

Carpet Cleaner.

"Hello job security."

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

Floor Cleaner

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

'The first time I met her, she practically swept me off my feet!'