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'Can you demonstrate yet again before my party next week?'

The Environmentalist

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

"I miss the Augean stables."

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

"I think Jules is reminding Nat that each and every one of us produces four pounds of garbage each day, every day."

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

'Getting other people's toddler's leftovers on a highchair is one thing, but getting their toddler, too, is another.'

"Looks like you've got some competition."

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

'I'd like to come over, but Mom cleaned my room and it's going to take me all day to put it right again.'

"How do you like our new smart water hose? It knows when you're dirty and hoses you off before you come into the house."

I thought we agreed, this birdbath was our little secret!

Billy's clean room.

'Congratulations, Hightower. You now lead the league in untainted urine samples.'

Nature Scents Research Department.

"Of course it is a nuisance with all this soap, but the important thing is that the germs think so too."

"I. . . hate . . . bath day."

Now wash your hands.

"The freezer is on the bottom ... stop putting away the milk upside down!"

"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"

Animals write 'Clean Me' on cow.

A woman's work is never done.