Clean Machine Pillows

'I hope you don't mind. My wife is fussy about our funiture.'

Domestic Superheroes!!

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Biofelineism

"I didn't spark joy."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'Works every time.'

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

Sweep the board.

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

The Last Leaf

Aerodynamics Lecture room.