Clean Machine Mugs

'I hope you don't mind. My wife is fussy about our funiture.'

Domestic Superheroes!!

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Moses separating his Laundry.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

Biofelineism

The Missing Sock Returns

"I didn't spark joy."

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

'Works every time.'

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

The Last Leaf

Sweep the board.

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

"There, all neat and tidy!"