Cleaning Whiz Mugs

I give up. What is it?

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

"I'm making him take a spin class."

'Make it look like an accident.'

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

Oh you smoothie

Big Berts Brickmaking Academy

Cleaning service on skates.

'It gets me from A to B alright but it won't get me from B back to A!!'

'Dude! Quick! Jump in! We've got to balance the load!'

Gimme 400 rolls of duct tape.

"So. . . you're back!"

Taxman takes money from Man doing up a house

Duct Cleaning

'You've never heard of 'prop wash'?'

Lifeguard - Please Take A Number.

He was a real fan of recycling

'My gift from Wally sucks big time...'

"It looks like the only time I can fitness walk is at 7 pm...when my favorite telenovela starts..."

"That's okay, dear, I'll do the dishes."

'Reach what?'

I never forget a face

"I wish he would watch something more educational, but since he programmed the TV and mounted it himself, he probably doesn't need to."

'Fred,do you need any help putting the outboard motor on?'

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy, and so does waxy buildup.

"I can't come out, I have to re-clean my room...who'd have thought she'd look under the bed?"