"Norman doesn't like any loose ends in his contracts, he likes everything tied up tight...it can be a problem..."
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"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."
'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'
Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary
"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."
'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'
"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."
"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"
'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'
Lessons in Prehistory.
'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'
'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed
Desert $2.75. See? -- It wasn't a typo.
Soldier armed with a pen.
The Family Joules: Part 21
Archival Warfare
The devil you know and his plus one
"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"
'Stick them up...'
Henry the amazing talking dog.
''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'
Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!
"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"
"That's unanimous then - we don't know what to do."
Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.
'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.
'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'
"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."
'Mom and dad...if someone threw a rock at me, it would really be like killing two birds with one stone.' 'I told you if we had a child, he'd be a wise-quacker.'
Ironing Punctuation
'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'
"Out with the old fish, in with the new."
Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.
"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."
Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'
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