Clause Enthusiast Mugs

"Norman doesn't like any loose ends in his contracts, he likes everything tied up tight...it can be a problem..."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

The devil you know and his plus one

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

Lessons in Prehistory.

Soldier armed with a pen.

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

'Stick them up...'

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"That's unanimous then - we don't know what to do."

Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

Say it with flowers - available in any language.