Classroom Cheerleader Pillows

'Just a suggestion...have you ever thought of boosting attendance with a bobble-head day?'

The school has no money for supplies, so take out your cellphone and send a valentine ecard to your neighbor.

Welcome Back Students!!!

"There are thirty four children in my class...thirty one naughty, three nice."

Go team!

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

Santa Dog

"I run around this high school track every morning."

Jumping cheerleaders

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

Santa looking at a plate of cookies and a bottle of hand sanitizer

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

Strive to win!

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho."

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

A Sweet Christmas Connection

Scenes we'd most like to see...

A witch flirting with Santa in the air.

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

Al's Teachers' Pets.

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

Then out in the yard, there arose such a grito that I jumped to my feet like a frightened cabrito.