Classical Taste Buds T-Shirts

'...And a bottle of Bollinger '61 if you please Fred...'

Archimedes statue with a lever

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

Quartet of chefs.

Sir Edward Elgar

"Some Debussy, Igor."

Music Student

Man frozen in portrait pose.

"How awful! - was he a band, or an orchestra conductor?"

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

Sergey Rahmaninov

Richard Wagner's other Ring Cycle.

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

'Could I just get one that's wine flavored?'

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

Moliere

American Pastry

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

'It's not over till the slim, glamorous crossover lady sings.'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart for Music ofnthe Baroque

C Day Lewis.

"Greece! Greece! Greece! Every day it's the same! Just the constant Greece!"

Violin Romance

Charles Dickens.

Bleak House

'I hate these purists who play Bach without any pedal'

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

"In conclusion , I'll replay the notes I played incorrectly. There was an F sharp, two E flats, a G..."

Camille Saint-Saens