Classical Tales Lover Mugs

"Poor Cyclops, he never was any good at judging distances."

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Don Quixote

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Falstaff

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

Upper West Side Story

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

"Long Johns Silver."

Giant Headless Horseman

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

"No, let down your hair!"

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

Goldilocks reads note from three bears: Gone for a walk in the woods. Your porridge is on the table.

David Anderson vs. Goliath

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder

Ugly sisters

Robin Hood.

Don Quixote

"He's really gone uphill, hasn't he?"

Adam chasing Eve with a leaf blower.

Eight medieval characters from the Canterbury Tales.

The Windmill Gets Attacked (Don Quixote).