Classical Story Lover Mugs

'Oi, be careful where you're throwing that thing!'

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

'Yes, all at once!'

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

Midsummer Night's Dream

Upper West Side Story

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

Alice in Wonderland - The Pig Baby.

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

William Tell

(Mother Goose: playboy's Mirthful Master of the Macabre serves Up Some Strange Twists On a Clutch of Children's Classics.) "Is this supposed to be somebody's idea of a joke?"

'He was a Stoic's Stoic.'

"I'm taking you off sleeping pills and putting you on Proust."

A Sophisticated Computer

"The forest has been cleared, Little Red Riding Hood has gone because her grandma is now buying her stuff online and you're asking me why I started drinking? Seriously?"

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

"Long Johns Silver."

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

'Mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest one of all considering her age?'

"No, let down your hair!"

"Sara, we think you have a Dostoyevsky problem."

David Anderson vs. Goliath

'I know how you can get him to notice you.'

'Take no notice, he was raided by wolves.'

Goldilocks reads note from three bears: Gone for a walk in the woods. Your porridge is on the table.

Peter

'Mr. Scrooge, I think we should talk a bit more about this dream you had...'

Social media in fairy tales

B.B.C. Watchdog