Classical Music Pun Enthusiast Gifts

Music Shop - Be Right Bach

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

Rap music

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

I was starting a new chapter in my life and I tripped over a footnote.

No, that's "Virginia Wolf" with one "o."

Ghost Scare-apy Sessions

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

'According to his will, Tiddles left the bulk of his estate to himself. Because, he still has eight lives left.'

Lord of the Strings.

'I collect a different type of oil painting.'

Gentleman discovering that his servants have been eating most of his good meat

"Your four-o'clock is here."

It's not a stampede … It's a flash mob!

Hell's Schlegel

Weather forecast

Jazz musician playing double bass. A cool seagull wearing sunglasses stands atop the instrument.

...After the argument escalated, neighbors say the husband, a composer, threatened to smother his wife with his sheet music. Before anyone could help, witnesses say he'd already begun killing her softly with his song.

'I can't come out and play because I'm in 'Time-Out.' Although here at Grandma's it's more like 'Time-Out Lite.' '

'My wife will have the trio of local sausages, the trout quintet in a duet of sauces and the medley of sumer berries. Nothing for me - I'm not musical.'

Scents and Scentsibility. Jane Austen.

Musical Discord

Boxing Pop-up Book.

Michelangelo's less-celebrated follow-up, 'Dan'.

'Sorry I'm late, I couldn't find my key'

Baby Grand Larceny

I was bitten by a radioactive bedbug – My superpower is getting a solid eight hours of sleep every night. Wow. So lucky.

"The white keys are naturals, the black sharps or flats and the ginger ones are Ed Sheeran."

"I'm in the Bbm7 of my discontent."

Xylophone: A male lophone. Unique as the only animal known to use camouflage to avoid mating.

"And this is Paul - he's in charge of our TikToks..."

'If you can't sit quietly, you give me no option. I'm going to have to put on the George Formby tape.'

It soon became obvious to all in the theatre that Doug's Bach was worse than his bite.

'Recommended reading' selection of books e.g.'Team spirit, by Geoffrey Boycott'