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Music Shop - Be Right Bach

Rap music

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

'According to his will, Tiddles left the bulk of his estate to himself. Because, he still has eight lives left.'

'I collect a different type of oil painting.'

Gentleman discovering that his servants have been eating most of his good meat

"Your four-o'clock is here."

Hell's Schlegel

Weather forecast

Jazz musician playing double bass. A cool seagull wearing sunglasses stands atop the instrument.

...After the argument escalated, neighbors say the husband, a composer, threatened to smother his wife with his sheet music. Before anyone could help, witnesses say he'd already begun killing her softly with his song.

'I can't come out and play because I'm in 'Time-Out.' Although here at Grandma's it's more like 'Time-Out Lite.' '

'My wife will have the trio of local sausages, the trout quintet in a duet of sauces and the medley of sumer berries. Nothing for me - I'm not musical.'

'Sorry I'm late, I couldn't find my key'

Michelangelo's less-celebrated follow-up, 'Dan'.

Boxing Pop-up Book.

'If you can't sit quietly, you give me no option. I'm going to have to put on the George Formby tape.'

"I'm in the Bbm7 of my discontent."

Xylophone: A male lophone. Unique as the only animal known to use camouflage to avoid mating.

"The white keys are naturals, the black sharps or flats and the ginger ones are Ed Sheeran."

Baby Grand Larceny

It soon became obvious to all in the theatre that Doug's Bach was worse than his bite.

'Recommended reading' selection of books e.g.'Team spirit, by Geoffrey Boycott'

"No Alex, The answer isn't Posh Spice."