Musical Pun Lover Gifts

Lord of the Strings.

'You're as fit as a fiddle,Mr. Richards. A big fiddle. A cello.'

Musical Discord

...After the argument escalated, neighbors say the husband, a composer, threatened to smother his wife with his sheet music. Before anyone could help, witnesses say he'd already begun killing her softly with his song.

'You're looking composed today,Nigel'

"I'm sick and tired of you harping about a raise!"

Rap music

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

Hotness

Literate Dogs.

'According to his will, Tiddles left the bulk of his estate to himself. Because, he still has eight lives left.'

'I collect a different type of oil painting.'

"Your four-o'clock is here."

It's not a stampede … It's a flash mob!

Larry's Literary Market.

Jazz musician playing double bass. A cool seagull wearing sunglasses stands atop the instrument.

'My wife will have the trio of local sausages, the trout quintet in a duet of sauces and the medley of sumer berries. Nothing for me - I'm not musical.'

"Ugh...I hate tailgators."

Hairy Potter.

"Are you a blowfish, or did you just hold a sneeze?"

Shakespeare originally wrote "Romeo and Juliet" as a comedy.

Scents and Scentsibility. Jane Austen.

"You want mechanical engineering down the hall. This is maniacal engineering."

'I can't come out and play because I'm in 'Time-Out.' Although here at Grandma's it's more like 'Time-Out Lite.' '

"Harry Potter and the chamber of obsolete electronics."

'There's a gentleman here for a cleaning, Doctor. It's unclear whose.'

'And when they were only half the way up they were neither up nor down!'

'Sorry I'm late, I couldn't find my key'

"I'm in the Bbm7 of my discontent."

Library. Toss me that copy of "The Canterbury Tales." It's a flying Chaucer!

"The white keys are naturals, the black sharps or flats and the ginger ones are Ed Sheeran."

Xylophone: A male lophone. Unique as the only animal known to use camouflage to avoid mating.

"And this is Paul - he's in charge of our TikToks..."