Classic Story Aficionado Prints

Vengeance of Captain Walter Waters and Lieutenant Slaughter

"Well I say we go on without him..."

Adam with fig leaf flashing Eve

'Yes, all at once!'

Don Quixote

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Falstaff

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Alice in Wonderland - The Pig Baby.

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

William Tell

"You'll never believe who's here."

(Mother Goose: playboy's Mirthful Master of the Macabre serves Up Some Strange Twists On a Clutch of Children's Classics.) "Is this supposed to be somebody's idea of a joke?"

'Tarzan of the Kangaroos'

"The forest has been cleared, Little Red Riding Hood has gone because her grandma is now buying her stuff online and you're asking me why I started drinking? Seriously?"

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

'Mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest one of all considering her age?'

Peter

Miss Haredale on the bridge

The shadow in the little parlour

David Anderson vs. Goliath

'I know how you can get him to notice you.'

'Mr. Scrooge, I think we should talk a bit more about this dream you had...'

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