Classic Story Lovers Prints

Clara and the Nutcracker

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

'Yes, all at once!'

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

Alice in Wonderland - The Pig Baby.

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

William Tell

(Mother Goose: playboy's Mirthful Master of the Macabre serves Up Some Strange Twists On a Clutch of Children's Classics.) "Is this supposed to be somebody's idea of a joke?"

"The forest has been cleared, Little Red Riding Hood has gone because her grandma is now buying her stuff online and you're asking me why I started drinking? Seriously?"

Giant Headless Horseman

"Long Johns Silver."

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

'Tarzan of the Kangaroos'

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

'Mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest one of all considering her age?'

"No, let down your hair!"

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

Peter

'I know how you can get him to notice you.'

Goldilocks reads note from three bears: Gone for a walk in the woods. Your porridge is on the table.

'Take no notice, he was raided by wolves.'

David Anderson vs. Goliath

'Mr. Scrooge, I think we should talk a bit more about this dream you had...'

Social media in fairy tales

Hans Brinker - the early years.

B.B.C. Watchdog