Classic Narratives Prints

'TERMITES!'

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Thomas Hardy

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"

Knights of the bedside table.

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

About the curriculum. The contemporary novel from Austen to Dickens...

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

My Aunt's Left Hook Expels Uriah From The Chaise

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

"You're incredibly tight."

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

Frontispiece to 'The Pickwick Papers'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

"I'm taking you off sleeping pills and putting you on Proust."