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'TERMITES!'

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Papageno from The Magic Flute

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Thomas Hardy

Knights of the bedside table.

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

About the curriculum. The contemporary novel from Austen to Dickens...

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

My Aunt's Left Hook Expels Uriah From The Chaise

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

Mom dwarves.

Bram Stoker

"You're incredibly tight."

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

My, grandma, what a big premium you have for a plan that doesn't cover getting eaten by a wolf.

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

Frontispiece to 'The Pickwick Papers'

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"