Classic Composer Fan T-Shirts

Alcoholidays: Beethovens fifth.

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

A man taking a bow

Odette from Swan Lake

Orchestra conductor

Kultural K9's.

Alberich steals the gold

Sir Edward Elgar

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Music Student

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

Robert Schumann

“I’m robbing the Sheriff of Nottingham’s coach at ten-thirty. Then yoga at noon. Followed by my bassoon lesson. The baguette is for lunch.”

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

Don Pasquale

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

"That? - Oh, along about his fourth beer, Old Cunningham, there, usually starts singing 'Greensleeves.'"

Baby Brunhilde

Cristoph Willibald Gluck 2nd July 1714

Moon Line UP

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

"You're welcome."

A singer being criticised

'His BACH is worse than his bite.'

Johannes Brahms

Rock and roll singer with old mike and three backing singers.

Mozart

Wrong note.

Violinist welcomed by cats

Call centre musicians

Boring Pianist