Classic Album Collector Mugs

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Large print rock'n'roll section

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

'Nobody pays for music anymore.'

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

'Music & Gym'

Gramaphone Man.

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

Islington Angels.

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

"What the hell's going on here ... ?"

"Joel Daniels: Live from behind the CVS"

"That's two days after you were born."

'This is Ian, my new boyfriend. Did I mention he was a record holder?'

His master's voice

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

Baroque Bach Mountain

At the CD shop.

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