Album Cover Collector Mugs

The Birus

Meet The Cattle!

Robert Fripp

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Elvis Presley

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

Large print rock'n'roll section

The Death of the Blues

Jeff Beck.

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

"What are you doing?"

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Ozzy Osbourne

'Music & Gym'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Neil Young

'Nobody pays for music anymore.'

Art Garfunkel.

Robert Drake

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

"And now, with apologies to Cole Porter."

Gramaphone Man.

Mick Jagger.

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

Bob Dylan

Mick Jagger

I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it? No. What if I drank scotch and smoked a cigar and listened to vinyl records and grew a big lumberjack beard? It's what all the hipsters are doing. You're not a hipster. I'm at least a kneester. At most you're a keister.

'If you've brought us gifts we don't want any more Des O'Connor records!'

Ian Dury