Class System Investigator Pillows

"Regift the bicycle, Charles, but put this in my Panama pile."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...'

"Absolutely, Senator, in my mind it was always my country first, and obscene profits second."

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

"So then how do you explain trigonometry, tough guy!"

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"