Class Systems Observers Pillows

"I'd like to help the middle class, but I can't FIND it!"

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

'I like your attitude, Brigley.'

Above reproach.

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

"The boss is not very bright." "True, but if he was smart you wouldn't have a job."

'Oh no! The sharp elbowed middle class!'

Stable boys and Scottsman

"And another thing, Beckton, I don't recall ever saying, 'Correct me if I'm wrong.' "

"I'll have the duck Poussin."

"Good point, Remson. You couldn't be more right if you were me."

'Hey, fellas, I wouldn't do that if I were you. He can be really dangerous when provoked!'

Barrister startled by a witness' description of him

Servant talking to her old master about her new position

Banned Books

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

David Cameron Parenting Classes: 'After registering them for Eton the next most important thing is selecting the right nanny!'

"I deal in truth, I leave facts to subordinates."

The contrast between a barrister and his clerk

School photos.

"I know what's happened. This is Meet-n-mingle. You should be next door at Hobnobbing."

"This is not the sort of America I envisioned, Tom-an America in which the middle class has to use public transportation."

Servant girl turning down a job because the family are not genteel enough

"Any questions?"

'Remember the hierarchy of competence - see one, do one, teach one, become a regulator.'

"Bottoms up."

Teaching Then and Now

"Regift the bicycle, Charles, but put this in my Panama pile."

"Don't worry about expenses. This will all be passed along to the consumer."

Cabs vs Omnibuses

"Whew, am I glad there are more boys than girls in this class!"

"Actually, Tommy, we're just about full-blooded management, except for your grandfather on your mom's side, who was one-quarter labor."