Class System Critic Pillows

'Oh no! The sharp elbowed middle class!'

David Cameron Parenting Classes: 'After registering them for Eton the next most important thing is selecting the right nanny!'

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"What can I say? Second grade just hasn't lived up to the hype."

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

'I wasn't playing hooky -- I was fleeing the deteriorating public school system.'

"One can be against entitlements, and still feel a sense of entitlement."

Capitalism

Disparate housewives.

'As long as they don't touch the undeserving rich.'

"We can't have Single Payer - what will people do without claim denials and endless hoops to jump through?"

'Ms. Peters, hold all calls. I'm busy implementing yet another hastily conceived and unproven education innovation.'

"I won't do the 'What I did on my summer vacation' assignment. I consider it a privacy issue."

'I used to have serfs, but I've found that free-range peasants are more efficient.'

"I don't want your teacher to think a kid with grades this bad....could possibly have a father who could read or write."

"O.K., here I am in the fourth grade, but is that really what I want to be doing with my life?"

"Bloody privatisation, have you got 50p?"

"Everyone who's unhappy with their health system is here."

'This is just my part in the growing crisis in education.'

'I want to open a joint account with the riches man in town. . .'

'Jimmy, the most important thing to know as a new doctor is never cure your patient the first time. That way they have to come back and pay you again.'

"I like our history teacher, but he talks too much about the past."

"Very rich people exploit system shock!"

"We'll now start boarding Group 9... Please remember your inferiority as you walk past the other groups, you cheap, dirty, cretins."

'I would probably do a lot better if you would just teach me stuff I already know.'

'He was a grateful man...just not in a good way.'

"Oh for goodness sake grow up Gerald. You know that just encourages them"

'It's not fair! I'm socially excluded from gang culture.'

No Readmittance

'It's not as bad as it looks! It's essential training, I think some of them quite enjoy it. A bit like a horror movie.'

"It's a broken education system when the only solution is more and more homework."

"Your son is rude about his teachers..."

'It'll mean I won't have to see the kids during our long periods of recess.'