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"It's mixed marriage. She's from around here, and he grew up in a garbage dump."

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

"What's wrong, girl? Trouble? Rachel can't decide which private school to attend?" "Upper West Side Lassie"

Your Leaders Putting Words Into More Words

Night-shift entrance

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

The blue-collar diner for white-collar people...

Stable boys and Scottsman

'I need an officer to respond to a report of a stolen donut truck.'

Dispatched

911: Would You Like Us To Commit a Crime?

Life in the Fast Lane.

"Sorry, I spaced out. What were you saying about your life threatening emergency?"

Barrister startled by a witness' description of him

Servant talking to her old master about her new position

'And a very merry Christmas to you...'

Start of the school year

"In my country I was a taxi dispatcher."

'Haa, I've been a 911 operator waay to long to fall for that...'

Elephant Taxi Emergency

Poet and Peasant

"What's it like in the real economy?"

"Victor one to control...we want to report a stolen car, Sergent - A white saloon with a little blue flashing light on top..."

'We can now tell you there's nothing we can do much quicker.'

"Have you considered the possibility that you could be too old for escapology classes?"

After budget cuts, emergency services streamlined their phone services.

IVF Slut

Servant girl turning down a job because the family are not genteel enough

"This is not the sort of America I envisioned, Tom-an America in which the middle class has to use public transportation."

"You can't bully me."

"I know what's happened. This is Meet-n-mingle. You should be next door at Hobnobbing."

"Bottoms up."

Newly Non-Mega-Rich