Clash Of Generations Gifts

"I told you, I don't want him watching American wrestling!"

"Nice haircut."

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

"Grandpa, how did you ever survive without apps?"

Pre-Old Blues

'Beware of the teenager.'

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

Dear Sadie, I'm just an aging Baby-Boomer who still believes in America, and sees all the good around me, but I don't understand why we've become so mean. How can I feel good about us again? Signed, Marlemarion. Great question. There's an easy answer as to how you can feel better about the world. Change your name to something normal! I just don't agree with the @#$% premise that we've gotten mean.

Bubbies and technology

'...and so begins the generation gap.'

In the Year 2525

"It's called a mobile... but I've been here an hour and have yet to see it move."

"From rocker to rocker."

"I'm glad you boys let me come along with you...it's nice to see how you kids live life! I mean, with youth on your side, I'm sure you live every moment to the fullest!"

When I was your age, I had to walk five miles through snow to skip school.

"I suppose in your day, you would have called these, 'radio dinners'."

"How long do you think it'll take before he realizes I took his phone away?"

'A few years ago that wouldn't have even sounded like a sentence.'

"I'm Generation Z. Nice to meet you."

"The second I turn 16 I'm joining a conservative political party and then I'll be able to do whatever I want!"

"My dad and I are trading important life skills. He's teaching me how to change the oil in the car."

"Looks like another case of someone over forty trying to understand Snapchat."

"Enough with the hard-luck stories about spanking and cursive and appointment television, Dad."

'That's the trouble with the older generation...they're too intolerant.'

The Crummiest Generation

Never Trust Anyone Under Thirty

"My Dad keeps playing the awful originals to my remixes."

"If you at least 'liked' him on social media, it would mean a lot."

"No, grandpa...LGBT is not some new kind of bacon, lettuce and tomato snadwich."

"This is a computer problem, Grandpa. I don't think you can help me."

Vikings cannot pillage the U.S. Oil Biz

Millennial

'Glastonbury? You've been up to no good in some young man's bedsit, haven't you! Mud sticks, y'know.'

'The Ascent of Trousers'