Claret And Blue Devotee Mugs

Declan Rice

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Thomas Hardy

"I love these old decorations!"

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

The Great Blues Heron, Live at the Sandbar

'Huh. Where'd all my birthday decorations go???'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

Artist chained to his drawing.

Santa's Party Trick - mishap with decoration juggling.

Scot holding a heart.

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

'Are you sure you know what you're doing?'

Nick Cave

'This guy is really good!'

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

Farewell, Generalissimo El Busho

"Room for bigger presents."

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

One book... One book... One book...

'The holidays are about to be thrust upon us, Edgar, are you prepared?'

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

"Nothing to be concerned about...your body has simply adapted to all the wet weather we've had!

'The key is not to take yourself too seriously: You have to be able to laugh at yourself...'

"It's two sizes too big, but it fits."

Extreme valentine enthusiast.

"Okay, well, welcome everyone, to our first annual shareholders' webcast."

"Oozy twoozy I love yoozy!"