Claret And Blue Devotee Pillows

Declan Rice

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Thomas Hardy

"I love these old decorations!"

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

The Great Blues Heron, Live at the Sandbar

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

Artist chained to his drawing.

Scot holding a heart.

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Santa's Party Trick - mishap with decoration juggling.

'This guy is really good!'

'The holidays are about to be thrust upon us, Edgar, are you prepared?'

"Room for bigger presents."

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

One book... One book... One book...

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

"Nothing to be concerned about...your body has simply adapted to all the wet weather we've had!

'The key is not to take yourself too seriously: You have to be able to laugh at yourself...'

"It's two sizes too big, but it fits."

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

"Oozy twoozy I love yoozy!"

Extreme valentine enthusiast.

"Okay, well, welcome everyone, to our first annual shareholders' webcast."