Dressing Up Devotee Mugs

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

"Bond James, Bond."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Silly wig.

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

Camouflage Unit

"Ready...."

'...and you can wash that pea-green crap off - I want Magnolia.'

"Okay, well, welcome everyone, to our first annual shareholders' webcast."

"That's a marvellous disguise! I almost ate you."

Man dressed as a robot.

Sales Campaign - Ok, Fender - sell me!

"It's two sizes too big, but it fits."

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

Give Thanks.

The Ladies of Kew took baking very seriously.

"Wait a second - you're not the Invisible Man. You're just three invisible kids in a trench coat."

Head For Business

Turkey Owl

It wasn't the first bad decision Ron O'Neal made, but it would be the last.

Gym. He claims he does that routine for an hour before starting his cardio workout. Do you believe him? It's a bit of a stretch!

The majestic North American Care-a-boo.

'That's what I call a perfect cover for your Australian assignment, 007'

Throw-Your-Voice Mail.

'Yes! I can tell you why these two shouldn't be married. They stole those outfits from my formal wear store!'

"That's one 50-gallon drum of shampoo, one 50-gallon drum of conditioner, and one leaf-blower. Sign here."

Alien with Dad Disguise Kit.

John Knox

'You were talking in your sleep again.'

Marathon runners in silly costumes.

"Please tell me you recently lowered the floor."

'Italian, Russian or Ranch?'

The doctor is in... cognito

"I think we've met. Plushiefest? St. Louis? You went as Mr. Peanut, right? I was Nemo!"