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Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

"Eat my dust!"

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'

Comedian faces audience of clowns: 'Ooh, tough crowd.'

'Have you tried a licensed health practicioner?'

'What's that funny smell?'

'Thanks to the internet, I can telecommute a few days a week now: I don't need to waste so much time travelling...'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

'Ed, see if you can find out why Henderson, Morgan and Caldwell are building a moat around their building.'

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the up coming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

Weather forecast

The tortoise and hare

I swear, we rode right through the town and my mistress Lady Godiva wasn't wearing a thing...

Child puts his finger in a dam to prevent it flooding.

The tortoise and the hare - Aesop's fables.

"It's another birthday card for me...!"

'Go on then.....Rule!'

"They've always scared the hell out of me."

'Your you is unzipped.'

"Sire, the barbarian's are no longer at the gate...they're inside it!"

"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."

"Now you've done it!"

"I've seen every goddam film ever made...twice! What the hell am I supposed to do now??"

"Yeah, I used to ride a bicycle in the circus, but the gag was that it was way too small for me: kids loved the act..."

'Is it faster than a hare?'

The Emperor's New Speedo