Clairvoyant Canine Companion Mugs

"I can only tell you what's in your future - it's up to you to chase it."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

"He's sending an instant message."

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

"Is your regret that there were three of them or that they were blind?"

Big Medium

Madame Zola - Bitcoin futures

"I'm looking for a book on ESP..." "I know..."

The grim reaper (of humans) and the angel of death (for dogs) are foreshadowing the imminent death of a man and his doh.

'The mist is clearing.'

"I see a wild celebration...I see music, dancing, much food and revelry! . . . I see - oops!! Sorry....wrong party."

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

Dyslexic Palm Reading

New Tricks. V. 6.0.1. Download. @#$^!

Ken wandered home wondering what the lunar new year would bring. . . like every other man and his dog.

Identical twins, separated at birth. Both like to...chase cars, take naps, fetch sticks, bark, sit on furniture.

"I bark, therefore I am."

"She would've been more credible if she hadn't kept saying, 'according to your Wikipedia page'."

Crystal balls: 'We have three new models to choose from: Scam, Swindle and Extort.'

Meditation for dogs

'You just had to start digging, didn't you?!'

'Now might be a good time to tell your wife where you keep your insurance policies.'

Woman's dog has escaped into a mousehole.

"Bad news - you're going to be neutered."

'My ringtone is a real attention getter. It sounds like a squeaky toy.'

'You meet Mister Right, house prices are down - Oops! I've got it upside down again!'

'!!X@#!! Reincarnation!'

'In one hour you will meet a tall, handsome man, who will wonder why dinner isn't ready.'

Psychic Convention

"Where do you see me in five years?"

"You're second sighted."

Psychic knew woman was coming.