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"I finally have my very own place where I can do what I want in my parents basement."

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Cellphone Islands

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

Signing the declaration of independence.

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

What's your most popular drink? Why do you want to know? Why base your order on what other people are buying? Don't be a follower. Be your own man. If you're unfamiliar with a drink, ask what's in it and decide for yourself whether that sounds good. Or better yet, live a little. Take a risk. Choose a drink you've never had at random and see where it takes you. You only have one life. Don't live it following in the footsteps of other people. That's kind of harsh. No, it's the name of the drink.

"Lost most of my sight, hearing, teeth and hair. Thank God I still god my driver license."

Say what? Johnnie Cochran died in 2005?

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

'You let me out. What I do when I'm out is my business.'

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

Catalan sentence

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

'Let's face it...We have irreconcilable differences!'

'I want to go out of town so that I can become a fully independent person, but near enough so that I can bring my laundry home.'

'I find the best way to get them to grow up is to buy them a 1-way ticket to Europe, and let them work their way back.'

'I dressed myself.'

Lost and loving it!

'Safe!'

"I hate arguing with someone who knows what they're talking about."

"And since when does being twenty-five and married and living in Dallas excuse you from a family meeting?"

Welcome to your 7395 consecutive day of working on this case.

"Oh stop judging me, Gerald!"

"You should go freelance like me!"

"We're TV pundits debating the issues."

"My son's a commonwealth - I give him money to be independent."