Claims Of Independence Pillows

"I finally have my very own place where I can do what I want in my parents basement."

Cellphone Islands

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

"Lost most of my sight, hearing, teeth and hair. Thank God I still god my driver license."

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

'Let's face it...We have irreconcilable differences!'

Catalan sentence

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

'You let me out. What I do when I'm out is my business.'

'I want to go out of town so that I can become a fully independent person, but near enough so that I can bring my laundry home.'

'I find the best way to get them to grow up is to buy them a 1-way ticket to Europe, and let them work their way back.'

Lost and loving it!

"I hate arguing with someone who knows what they're talking about."

Welcome to your 7395 consecutive day of working on this case.

"And since when does being twenty-five and married and living in Dallas excuse you from a family meeting?"

'Safe!'

'I dressed myself.'

"Oh stop judging me, Gerald!"

"You should go freelance like me!"

"My son's a commonwealth - I give him money to be independent."

"I can destroy your bank of knowledge with one blast from my destructo-beam!"