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'I've had a chance to look over your policy and I'm afraid you're not covered.'

Robot Parts $5

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

Employer surrenders to case loads of workplace disputes and claims.

'You have the contract drafted by the lawyer. This is his bill for it.'

'The surgery is expensive. We'll have to numb you from the wallet down.'

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

Home Business - Newspaper Ad.

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

"We did our best for your husband but his poor old health insurance was too weak..."

'You will tell me if you have any doubts about my formulae, won't you?'

'Run it by legal and then a couple of talk-show hosts.'

'Give it to me straight, doc. How much longer do I have in advertising's prime demographic audience?'

Knight Supplies

"Thank you all for attending this first conference of the surveillance camera recording industry."

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

'That is one nasty whiplash!'

I advertised in What Cow!

"Come quickly—I think I had an out-of-pocket experience."

'To sped up our sandbox compliance issues I've called in a couple of sandbox experts.'

"My home insurance has dropped since I had it installed."

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

"Marketing is child's play."

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Now I'd like to depart from my prepared text and speak from the heart...

"He wins every year -- the man could sell an annuity to a mayfly."

I'll do what everybody does–sell this startup just before we have to hire a female employee.

"Do you need me to write in big letters for you?"