Capture the essence of freedom and adventure with our art prints for civilization escapees. Bold designs and witty messages to inspire their next escape or remind them to stay wild.
"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."
'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'
"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."
'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'
"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"
"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."
Cake Escape
'It was fun to make bujt don't see any possible use for it in the future.'
This will really mess with their minds someday.
'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'
I'd like to order a power outage. Huh? My wife's on her phone all day, my son plays video games nonstop. My boss finds me by email wherever and whenever. My pager rings 'round the clock! Say again? I was text messaging. Pull the plug, man!
"I took the road less traveled. Now I have no bars."
'Is your verdict unanimous?'
Life is simpler in the sticks.
"You and your lists! You're missing out on life."
"I had a dream about a huge flaming rock falling from the sky! What do you think it means?"
Conan the Barbarian's brother- Charles the Civilized.
Why do you hate blockbuster movies? Why do you hate documentaries? I don't. I love spending two hours watching the very life I'm trying to escape. Oooh, fun, bittersweet insights into the complexities of living in modern life. Document this! My camera lens isn't wide enough.
"I've had to leave the city: the noise pollution was making it difficult for me to fly safely..."
"Anywhere that doesn't have TVs, computers, radios, ipods, cellphones or video games."
"I've half a mind to protest."
Cavemen and taxation
Bob had trouble connecting with nature, whereas nature seemed to have no trouble at all connecting with Bob.
Wilderness - City.
"Ah, its great to get away from the rat race!"
"Nope. I came here to relax and not check my messages."
"Yes, yes, but it’s only an hour from Manhattan."
"Someday I'll buy a little place in the country and take my finger off the Zeitgeist."
"Hi, J.B. Guess where I am."
"Your mind is not in your work...you're probably having one of your little tropical fantasies."
"Anywhere that doesn't have TVs, computers, radios, ipods, cell phones, or video games."
Hiding From Social Media
Glad we moved out of the City
Bank Student Loan Dept. You're only repaying a small fraction of your student loans? Yeah, because at this point I've forgotten almost everything I learned in college.
Man escaping from his scolding wife by inhaling ether
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