Civilization Escapee Pillows

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

Cake Escape

'It was fun to make bujt don't see any possible use for it in the future.'

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

'Is your verdict unanimous?'

"I took the road less traveled. Now I have no bars."

Conan the Barbarian's brother- Charles the Civilized.

"You and your lists! You're missing out on life."

"I've had to leave the city: the noise pollution was making it difficult for me to fly safely..."

Cavemen and taxation

"I've half a mind to protest."

Wilderness - City.

"Ah, its great to get away from the rat race!"

Bob had trouble connecting with nature, whereas nature seemed to have no trouble at all connecting with Bob.

Hiding From Social Media

Glad we moved out of the City

"Your mind is not in your work...you're probably having one of your little tropical fantasies."

"Yes, yes, but it’s only an hour from Manhattan."

"Someday I'll buy a little place in the country and take my finger off the Zeitgeist."

"Hi, J.B. Guess where I am."

Man escaping from his scolding wife by inhaling ether

"Above the ceiling is plenty of duct space, a perfect hideout for when the in-laws visit."