Fallout Shelter
Civil Defense Prints
Decorate their home or office with prints that highlight civil defense dedication. Inspirational or humorous artwork to keep their commitment front and center.
"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"
"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."
dog vs UFO...
"Judgement Day: Division Four"
"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?"
"I've learned something in this trial. My firm needs to hire that prosecutor."
'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'
"Mr. McMurdo has been called 'guilty as the day is long.' And yet, do not biblical scholars tell us a day can mean many things?"
'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'
Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.
Free speech isn't cheap!
"Have you, or any of your acquaintances, ever been described as 'frolicsome'?"
"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."
Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof.
"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."
"Lights! Camera! Justice!"
"Objection! Pummelling the witness."
Justice 4 Ron
Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties.
'I haven't spent a day in jail since I got rid of my lawyer and hired a spinmeister.'
'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'
"Better that a hundred guilty men go free than one innocent man be convicted, right?"
"Mr. Miranda....we are using 'schedule 7' to hold you on suspicion of knowing someone who knew someone who was a whistleblower...."
"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."
"Before the defense rests, my client would like to read you a little sonnet he composed about his love for the jury."
Domestic Spying Drones
'Your Honor, we've finally agreed on a verdict.'
'Why is it always about me?'
'He started it!'
I demand to see a lawyer. May I say, you've come to the right place.
"Once again, I simply don't recall."
"Impartiality becomes you."
"I really wanted to get you off but I didn't want to make a mockery of Justice."
"Are you trying to show contempt for this court."
Civil Defense Prints Collection
Civil Defense Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate civil defense. Perfect for daily motivation, humor, or appreciation for community safety advocates.
Civil Defense Pillows
Snuggle up with pillows that pay tribute to civil defense heroes. Cozy decor with a touch of humor or admiration.
Civil Defense T-Shirts
Check out our civil defense t-shirts featuring witty slogans and inspiring designs. Great for volunteers and emergency responders alike.