Civic Slackers Mugs

The first projected loser: non-voters.

Non-voters: the first projected losers

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

'At least I don't have his life.'

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

Ah Democracy - Just Like Home

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

"Won't your boss miss you?"

The Sedentary Dead.

Intermediate Slouching.

Under zealous: ZZZZZZ!

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

'... So one day I thought, hey, why walk all the way out to the mound just to take a pitcher out of the game?'

Man in office watching TV instead of a computer monitor.

"Stop doggin' it!"

"Wow! Nice job on that display, Baldo! Just don't tell the boss. He'll make you do more."

Border Guard

"I'm not ready for a big commitment. Could I just pal around with a sidewalk a little?"

He had an accident at work-an idea struck him.

'Out to Hunch.'

'I know but I have to consider him irreplaceable until I figure out what he does around here.'

'You wanted to see me when I woke up?'

Adopt a pothole.

'I don't feel like getting out of bed today - Just tell everybody to go with laissez-faire.'

While you were in

"Have you seen Joey?"

'Mr. Bosley and I will be busy all afternoon investigating offshore opportunities.'

'I don't care if you hit the office football pool - get back to work!'

Board of Censors.

'Voter apathy is on the increase again.', 'Who cares?'

'The weather was much to rotten to go to work.'