Civic-minded Trailblazer T-Shirts

"The new governor is promising raises for all teachers. . . that's good."

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

Trump secret police

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

Spoiler alert: most of my presentation is actually a series of trigger warnings.

Corrupt and Unresponsive

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

New GOP Election Laws: "Look at it this way. . . we're making it easier for you to climb that tree...!"

'If elected, I promise to my darndest to keep money in politics.'

Middlesex Election, 1804- Burdett and his Radical Allies Anticipate Victory

Whitehall: Gave honest impartial advice

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

'Senator, maybe you should be more DISCREET about all this.'

"Yeah? Well, tell him that in this company Gandhi-like resistance wouldn't have worked for Gandhi, either."

"The people will not tolerate people speaking on behalf of the people any longer!"

"I feel your pain...At home in Europe I also work 14 hours a day in my factory..."

"Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator."

Student: 'Is the medical marijuana thing a grass-roots movement?'

'That's a very good question - Are you trying to make trouble?'

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

Bad news...we're running out of ice.

'Gimme all your democracy!'

Hugo Chavez - A peace loving man.

Mannequin protest

A cow is trying to hitchhike away from the slaughterhouse.

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis signing a 6-Week Abortion Ban Into Law.

With Jury Duty for All

"In the near future climate change will cause huge disasters!. . . And if nature dares to disappoint me, I'll throw the packaging of my vegan burger into the bushes!"

COP26 GLASGOW

'We can offer Volunteers a range of experiences including exhaustion, emotional overload, lack of support and stark terror.'