Civic-minded Advocate T-Shirts

'If elected, I promise to my darndest to keep money in politics.'

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

Hang in There Democracy!

Can't Vote/Why Vote?

'Vote for me. I'm ready, and willing. Two out of three isn't bad.'

'I know zero about the issue, so I can't be called a 'Washington insider'.'

Whitehall: Gave honest impartial advice

"People think the government has a bottomless pit of money....but sometimes we have to make sacrifices!"

Corrupt politicians,

"I'm going to read a statement and then I'll take questions.''

'That's a very good question - Are you trying to make trouble?'

"60 Fortune 500 companies paid no federal taxes last year. . . meanwhile, thanks to a lack of funding, I no longer get dessert in my meals on wheels."

'We'd like to have a look at the decimation of public services in the area.'

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

'Senator, maybe you should be more DISCREET about all this.'

'Remember your blood pressure, dear!...the Dr, warned about anything that would anger you, like this divided congress and their inability to compromise on things beneficial to the nation.'

"The people will not tolerate people speaking on behalf of the people any longer!"

'He joined the party in support of the police cuts.'

'Gimme all your democracy!'

The polling station

You want my support for your reform bill, eh? — what's it worth to you?

"Republican striptease"

Why we need a legislature .

Election Meddling

With Jury Duty for All

'I'm feeling down, too - Why don't we pass some feel-good legislation?'

VOTE!, 'If elected, I'll sponsor legislation for a $10 billion study of Government hypocrisy!'

'We can offer Volunteers a range of experiences including exhaustion, emotional overload, lack of support and stark terror.'

Self Serve Road Repair.

Leaving High-Crime Area...Entering Police Brutality Area

Democracy In Action

Campaign Rhetoric Ends!

"Huddled masses, line 3."