Cityscape Silliness T-Shirts

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

A man looks up at the earth

"I don't believe in you!"

I love the Shard

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

Manhattan Cat atop the Woolworth Building

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

Monster Clown

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

75 Years: The Commemorative Issues

"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"

"And, yet another plus, it will block out the sun's harmful ultraviolet rays from a considerable portion of the city."

"Hard to believe this was all rain forest just fifteen years ago."

Entering Dystopia - Formerly Pleasant Hills

"It's a sad state of affairs when Lever House begins to seem like a warm old friend."

"I feel like I was just a foundation yesterday."

Back to Normal

"Stop playing with your food!"

'I see the Europeanisation of the city has begun.'

Manhattan Woods

Real Estate Depression

Urban Expansion

Urban lunch

Star Executive