City Vacation Mugs

"Have you got any after ten tours for people who never get up before eight-thirty?"

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

On holiday.

Tourists

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Easter Island legs

Holiday time.

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Beach con-man.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Club Antisocial

Bad fake tan day.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

World Tour.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Working Holiday

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."