City Slicker Jokesters Pillows

"I told you everyone was moving out of the city!"

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

City Boy.

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

The Streets - Night

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

City Windfarms.

'I remember when all this was fields.'

Corporate Whore.

"This city is becoming unlivable."

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

Thumbing a Lift.

"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

"Brian's been pursuing a successful career in the City for 25 years..."

"What are you trying to tell me, girl? Are you hungry? You’re not hungry? The squirrels are skinny-dipping in the pool? Cats are making a hook rug out of your bed? You dug up Jimmy Hoffa?!" "Mitch liked messing with his dog's head."

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions

"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

'How would I know if the coast is clear-this is the middle of London!'