City Of Love Fan Gifts

"We'll always have WhatsApp."

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

I love the Shard

A man looks up at the earth

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

Sick Building Syndrome

Blok drives by New York City.

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

'The coalition of the willing.'

Right Here

Between pub and bookie: 'Very sought-after position.'

I wonder what Pantone chips the artist used.

Rocket Parking

"So this is the lovely view of trees..."

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'

Witch uses broom from broom share program.

"London prepares for the arrival of Philly sports fans."

Fairy Tales Can Come True

"Stay together and follow my finger."

Condom Delivery

'Very steamy and sexy novel, Miss Pendergast, but how come that this Latino heart throb only services women over 70?'

Bus of Fools

Well, thanks, but we have no need of a Divorce Lawyer: We're Lovebirds you see...'

"On a clear day, you could see forever!"

Progress.

"I'll confess, the first time I realized they didn't have any panes it gave me quite a turn!"

It occurs to Byron that Toronto's Ranking as the third most polite city was very well deserved.

Cartload of Boisterous Cockneys Tipping a Gentleman's Hat

"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! If I may have just a moment of your time. My name is edward, and I'll be sitting here reading the paper with my mouth shut. Thank you for your time, have a good evening, and God bless!"

Business Park you say...

"Penthouse duplex, East Sixties, three bedrooms, two baths, solarium, sauna, two thousand square feet, terrace, bird feeder, two and a half million."

"Hang on!...I thought these things were supposed to make people fall in love when I shoot them?"