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Deaths on the road

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

"We're developing a plan to fix this."

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

STRIP *Community Care * 'client empowerment' policy

Social Worker

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

'While they're still enthusiastic do you think we could get them to take on climate change and the war on drugs as well?'

"Hard to believe this was all rain forest just fifteen years ago."

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

At this exact location on May 23rd 1957, a bunch of people mounted this plaque to commemorate a surplus of funding for the Commemorative Plaque Society.

"I sentence you 500 hours of community service - You can start by mopping this floor."

You Want A Better World?

"We'll always hate Paris."

"Thank you."

Sinalization.

No matter your skills, there's something you can volunteer to do.

"Because our constituents keep hurting our feelings!"

'Corporations' studying a city for its 'pros' and 'cons'

Tombola Winner

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Slums of the 'Devil's Acre'

We're from the City Zoning Commission, sir -- we've decided to tear down your house and put up a slum.

Dr. Mom and Dr. Pop's Little Corner Hospital

Oympics 2028 Los Angeles

Urban Development - Cutting down trees and naming streets after them.

'I wish the city fathers would do more about its citizens' health care needs!'

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'I hate bird watching in the city.'

Gentrification vs Manchester...

Parking Yesterday, Parking Tomorrow, But Never Parking Today.