City Hustle Observer Pillows

Traffic Disruption Dept.

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

"The end of my favorite series is near."

Domestic Spying Drones

Down on Bourbon Street...

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

You trip on it, you buy it.

The Real American Dream

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

The world of surveillance.

Will Kill For Food

You Know You're Old When...

"This is a terrible table!"

Street: The Magazine for Homeless People

"Please help! God struck me blind for not giving to a blind beggar."

"Better idea! Let's obstruct traffic in the guy's neighborhood and make his morning commute difficult!"

"I know there are people who look like their pets, but..."

"Since I no longer trust the media. I get all my news from hysterical people on the street."

"Thrown under the bus stop."

Wendel maps his trip to the germaphobe society headquarters.

Anthropologist presenting his findings in New York City

"Would you be willing to participate in a brief survey following this transaction concerning customer satisfaction?"

'From up here they look like us.'

Pedestrian parking only.

"Hi! It's me...I've gone off the rails"

'What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty, and don't destroy the rainforest.'

"And then one day I realized I'm just gonna have to settle for liquid courage."

Trickle down...

City and factories rushing to meet trampling over green pastures