City Hustle Observer Mugs

Traffic Disruption Dept.

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"The end of my favorite series is near."

Domestic Spying Drones

You trip on it, you buy it.

Down on Bourbon Street...

The Real American Dream

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

The world of surveillance.

Will Kill For Food

You Know You're Old When...

"This is a terrible table!"

Street: The Magazine for Homeless People

"Please help! God struck me blind for not giving to a blind beggar."

"Better idea! Let's obstruct traffic in the guy's neighborhood and make his morning commute difficult!"

"I know there are people who look like their pets, but..."

"Since I no longer trust the media. I get all my news from hysterical people on the street."

"Thrown under the bus stop."

"Would you be willing to participate in a brief survey following this transaction concerning customer satisfaction?"

Wendel maps his trip to the germaphobe society headquarters.

'From up here they look like us.'

Pedestrian parking only.

"Hi! It's me...I've gone off the rails"

"And then one day I realized I'm just gonna have to settle for liquid courage."

'What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty, and don't destroy the rainforest.'

Trickle down...

"Most people are too busy working to make any real money.''

"... But he was just about to hand it to me before he keeled over!"