Urban Hustle Enthusiast Mugs

'What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty, and don't destroy the rainforest.'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Push for Disco...

Serenading

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

New York Netherworld

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

'At least I don't have his life.'

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'Follow that cab!'

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

Holiday cottage

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

Thumbing a Lift.

Vacation Bus Photo

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

Things that go beep in the night.

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

Hoxton map.

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile. . .'